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A Thanksgiving story for the President Elect…

by Titus Corleone on 11/24/16

It is of note that yesterday I realized all too late that several suspicious flocks of Turkey’s were on maneuvers around the institute where I work.  Then, as I innocently took lunch in my car, I heard a curious chirping and looked up to see a lone Turkey matron on the berm desperately calling for help; or so I assumed

The blessed little hen was pathetically calling in one direction and then the other (apparently trying to locate her family) and my heart went out to the poor thing.  Perhaps her mate had been run down on the road or killed by predators.  Maybe some disaster had befallen her flock and she was meekly calling and calling trying to find her way back to safety.  As she continued her heart-wrenching chirps, my eyes welled up with tears and empathy flooded into the depths of my heart; overruling common sense...  I resolutely decided that on that day, I would practice Christian love to one of God’s good creatures!  Yes, I would be one small point of light taking a stand against the cruelty of nature, and in the tradition of St. Francis - assist that humble animal in the midst of her plight…

My instincts activated, and a plan began to formulate in my head to help the old girl.  I quickly retrieved some of my organic, non-gmo, gluten free tortilla chips, crumbled them upon a napkin, and bravely got out of the safety of my car.  Offering in hand, I humbly advanced up the berm to the distressed bird.  She turned towards me, so dejected and helpless, and I took it as a sign that at that moment in time man and nature would become one.  It was all I could do to hold back tears as I stooped down to lay the meal before her.  And that was when the attack came…

She lunged at me with talons out piercing my leg with her deadly back claw. Her chirps turned into predatory screeches, and I screamed while simultaneously spinning on my heal to flee.  I beat a retreat back to the safety of my car, but she hit me again between the shoulders causing me to nearly stumble and I shirked in terror and flailed my arms to fend her off.  I desperately fumbled with my key fob, and amidst the bedlam was finally able to unlock the door, but before I clambered to safety I noticed in horror that two huge flocks of hens were converging on both sides.  I was shocked and appalled as I realized they were actually surrounding me…

Back inside the protection of the cab I realized I was experiencing great humiliation and confusion…  As I desperately administered first aid to my leg wound I noticed in apprehension that the damn birds had strategically blocked all avenues of escape from my vehicle.  In amazement, I also noticed a few co-workers screaming as they were being chased back inside the building by another group of hens. Then it dawned on my simple mind… Those desperate chirps from that evil she-fowl were actually marshaling calls as the bitch coordinated her forces to the attack, and attack they did – every human being in that parking lot until the facilities crew arrived and chased them all off with brooms…

It appears this was a preemptive Thanksgiving strike.  Literally, a thrusting attack to let us know that they did, indeed, know what was going on and weren’t standing for it anymore…  Eventually, to the great relief of all concerned,  “Hen-of Arc” mustered her forces in the back parking lot and they marched off towards 9th Street, no doubt, to launch another vicious attack against innocent humans...

The moral of the story is this: when you encounter a young hen in distress – break out your Glock 9 and kill it immediately!  Do it without mercy, because it’s us or them!  And then, I encourage you tie the carcass to your bumper and ride around the block a couple of times so the rest of the winged vermin will know who the true apex predator is on Planet Earth…  And now that we’ve pulled back the veil to expose an immutable truth:  kill or be killed…”   Know you sir that this is the natural law that God setup on this cruel, ruthless planet!!

Mr. President Elect, I evoke you to enjoy your Thanksgiving with carnivorous delight…  Tear into that roasted bird flesh with zeal!  Because if those damn pint-sized Velociraptors had their way - you’d be in a culvert somewhere on Thanksgiving night screaming as they slowly ripped your flesh apart and plucked out your eyes.  And your futile pleas for mercy would be lost upon those mindless, vicious, birds of prey as they feasted upon you...   Therefore, never forget God’s command:  Donald, Slay and Eat !!!” Acts 10:13

Finally, let this be a cautionary tale to you as well, Mr. President, against displaced compassion and misplaced benevolence…  For sometimes, in our dominion over nature (and our enemies) we can become dangerously complacent, forsaking our own while extending the olive branch (or a napkin full of crumbs) to others…  Don’t forget your extended family; your defenders, and your promises...

Happy Thanksgiving President Elect Trump and Family, and God Bless!


 

A Welcoming Letter to President Trump and Family

by Titus Corleone on 11/20/16

Dear President Trump and Family,

I want you to know how much America loves you and your family, and what a great relief it was to hear my wife cheering and jumping up and down on the morning after election day.  Frankly, I was so horrified at the possible alternative; I couldn’t even watch television the final two days before your historic victory. 

President Trump, you have given hope back to tens of millions of Americans who saw our great nation fading into oblivion.  Your energy and courage are simply amazing to behold, and I do not use the word lightly.  I believe I am a few years your junior, but I could never have matched your pace.  And as exhausted as I’m sure your were – you flew around the country and  sallied forth into battle, not only against your opponent, but  the media, and even our own party….  And you beat all of them. 

I can now breathe again. The nation is safe.  In the past two years I crafted over 36,000 Tweets, Facebook Posts, and Comments to various media publications, as well as talked to anyone who would listen (and a few who wouldn’t) taking every opportunity I could to try and get you elected, but I’m just one man in an army of 60 Million who fought hard for you.  However, putting all that in perspective:

Your job of Making America Great Again has just started – while all we have to do is go back to our jobs and watch things steadily improve.  I am a technologist, inventor and writer, and I might even be successful now because you are going to turn America’s economic engine back on.

I remain pledged to your service, as does nearly my entire family and we simply wish to send a blessing to you, Sir, and your entire family:

My God Protect, Guide, and Keep each and every one of you safe…

The Spirit of America cried out – and you answered… President Trump

Titus Corleone

To Trump Debate Coaches and Policy Advisors

by Titus Corleone on 10/02/16

Dear Trump Staff,

I am a blogger with over 10,000 readers.  I am also well acquainted with politics and economics.  I am a devout supporter of Donald Trump and have written this post to assist you with ideas that will help Mr. Trump win the debates and the election.  Please take this seriously.

In the first debate huge opportunities were lost. There is a way to take the high road while simultaneously exposing Hilary on her abject corruption and incompetence.  Following are a few zingers he should have been prepared with, and why his debate prep coaches missed them, we’ll never know, but I advise you that if Mr. Trump goes into the next debate as unprepared as the last one, the election will be lost…

1.       Achieving Prosperity:  Madam Secretary said she wants to build an economy that works for everyone… Perhaps she could explain how she left the White House nearly broke, and parlayed that into a Quarter Billion Dollar empire in 8 years – selling nothing and producing no products or services…  Perhaps she could tell all of us how to get our own Clinton Foundations going…

 

2.       The Great Recession and Housing Crash of 2008: Madam Secretary said that Tax Policies, Wall Street, and failing to invest in the middle class created the Great Recession of 2008.  I think she left out a few minor details…  One would be The Community Reinvestment Act or (CRA.)  It was written into law during the Jimmy Carter era, but put on steroids by the Clinton's in the late 1990’s.  The CRA forced bankers to scrap long-standing Loan Qualification Standards, and banks were basically forced by the federal government to provide loans to everyone, regardless of income.  These were Sub-Prime loans, and they were foisted upon the American Tax Payer because CRA required they be federally insured.  This put the American tax payer on the hook for one more disastrous government plan, and when the recession did hit millions of Americans with Sub-Prime loans were unable to make their payments.  They defaulted, and that caused the 2008 crash.  Many of those people had no business taking the loans in the first place, but I say a better way to help them would be to build a powerhouse economy; taking advantage of America’s huge natural resources; which would provide millions of high-paying, stable jobs.  Another notion would be to create a 5 Year Tax Credit for companies opening businesses in impoverished areas.  Another Idea would be to use Immanent Domain to purchase some of the large tracts of abandoned properties in economically depressed areas and offer a range of tax breaks, regulation breaks, and deferments for companies to come in and development them …

3.       Alternative Energy:  158 Billion tax dollars were thrown away by Obama on Alternative Energy schemes.  Crony Capitalism played a huge role in the federal government financing those failed green ventures.  Solindra, Amonix, The Solar Trust, Bright Source, LSP Energy, Abound Solar, Sun Power are just a few.  However, there is great hope on the horizon with hot fusion, and many labs around the world report progress with Cold Fusion.  In the interim, Natural Gas, Shale Oil, Coal, Hydro, and Geo-thermal can make America completely energy independent and provide millions of high paying jobs.  Finally, we should demand a national moon shot to finally crack the riddle of hot and cold fusion!  The only way to find out if they are viable is large scale R&D backed by the federal government, and we could consider this a strategic investment.

4.       Cyber Security:  Your response to Hilary should have been: “Madam Secretary, I do not see how you can stand there lecturing the American People on Cyber Security when you directed that an amateur private Email Server be constructed and hidden in your bathroom closet; that you routed thousands of top secret State Department communiques through – exposing them to our enemies and the world…”

There are dozens of great ideas that Mr. Trump could advance as general policy or in the debates.  They are factual, and based on good data that is verifiable.  Mr. Trump cannot afford another debate like the first one.  He missed huge opportunities, such as the one on Cyber Security.  He needs to have these zingers ready, and to do that he simply must drill, drill, drill.  He must aggressively take apart each and every part of Hilary’s lies, and to do that he must know the issues.

It would also help a lot if the morons at the RNC stopped placing GOP candidates in shooting galleries with avowed liberals guaranteed to help Hilary in any way they can.

I hope you will use this information to assist Mr. Trump in winning this election.

Best Regards

Titus Corleone

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